
On a map, Nepal is dwarfed by its two giant
neighbors: India and China. But in the travel stakes, this modest
country punches way above its weight. It was No. 5 on Lonely Planet’s top destinations for 2017 and No. 4 on Rough Guides' list of the world’s friendliest countries.
Nepalese people are tough, deeply spiritual (fun fact: The Buddha was
born in Nepal), and ridiculously nice. So nice that a hotel operator
will put a couple of guests in his own bedroom when he runs out of
doubles and has only twin rooms left. (Shout out to Green Tara Resort in Namche Bazaar.)
When you visit -- and you should visit Nepal, at least once in your life -- you’ll find Nepalese locals chill and welcoming. It’s a surprisingly easy destination for English speakers, and one of the world’s finest small(ish) countries to visit, with the population of Texas packed in a space about the size of Iowa.

Eight of the 10 tallest mountains in the world are accessible from Nepal
The roster of mountains in Nepal includes Annapurna and Everest, which
anchor two of the most unforgettable hikes you’ll ever do: the Annapurna
Circuit and Everest Base Camp. There’s a theory that your insanity
level is directly proportional to how high you try to climb. I’m in awe
of the people who set out to summit these titans, but you’ve got to be
slightly unhinged to decide it’s worth $30k to $100k and possibly your
life. Annapurna has a 28% fatality rate among summiters; Everest --
which the Nepalese call Sagarmatha, meaning “mother of the universe” --
averages eight fatalities per year, reaching 17 some seasons. And I mean, have you seen the movie Everest? (Spoiler: Almost everyone dies.)
Summiting Everest is one thing, but hiking to
Everest Base Camp (17,500 feet above sea level) is far more achievable
and enjoyable. Just ask the Californian couple who recently got hitched there or anyone who went to Paul Oakenfold’s “highest dance party on Earth.”
EBC is where climbers set up camp for a month or two as they
acclimatize and prepare to summit, and it’s the starting point for their
ascent. To hike there takes around two weeks. Anyone with a decent
fitness level can manage it. One girl I was traveling with had never
actually hiked before that trip, but decided she wanted to do it after
(spoiler) watching Jake Gyllenhaal freeze to death in the Everest movie. Like I said, travelers in Nepal can be kind of nuts.
If you want to see Everest climbers in action, head there in the spring
There are two trekking seasons: spring (March to May) and fall
(September to December). But the best time to go is in April and May,
when you’ll cross paths with the climbers headed for the peak. You’ll
see their tents at base camp and probably meet some of them at the tea
houses along the way. (Tea houses are basic lodges with communal dining
rooms, and they’re the only accommodation up in the mountains.) At one
tea house I chatted with a guy who was being dispatched by an adventure
gear company that wanted to test its newest textile in the most intense
conditions on Earth. At another I hung out with Xia Boyu, a 66-year-old
Chinese man who is either the most inspirational or the most insane
person I’ve ever met. Possibly both.
Xia first attempted to summit Everest in 1975 but
poor weather conditions cut his expedition short. On the way down he
gave his sleeping bag to a fellow climber and lost both his feet to
frostbite as a result. Over the ensuing decades he had survived cancer
and become a respected athlete. He returned to tackle the mountain with
prosthetic legs in 2014 and 2015 only to see natural disasters prevent
his ascent. When I met him in 2016 he was embarking on his fourth and
final attempt. I read later that he had gotten close but not all the way
to the summit. Who knows -- maybe a dude like that has a fifth try in
him somewhere.
So how much does this epic hike cost?
There are two ways to hike to EBC: organize it yourself or pay a tour
company to do it for you. Expect to spend at least $1,000 on a reputable
local tour company. They’ll organize guides and porters to carry your
gear, and take care of all logistics like accommodation and meals. If
you’re hiking independently you can get by on $20-$30 per day, plus
additional costs like permits (around $50) and transfers to and from
Kathmandu (around $350). You may also want to hire a licensed guide
(from $25 per day) and/or porter (from $10 per day). Their expertise can
be valuable even off the trail. Our guide knew to call ahead when a tea
house was likely to book out, and tipped me off to garlic soup as a
salve for my altitude-induced headaches.
For DIY-ers, a good guidebook and thorough research
is essential. This isn’t the kind of trip where a lack of preparation
denotes a seasoned traveler; taking risks at high altitude is dumb, not
funny. The biggest danger on the mountain is altitude sickness which,
depending on the severity, can cause symptoms that can go from dizziness
to diarrhea to death. If you ascend too fast and don’t give your body a
chance to acclimatize, the altitude will fuck you up, like it
fucked up the guy I saw being heli-evacuated off the mountain. The fool
was hiking solo and didn’t have travel insurance. Luckily for him, the
people who found him unconscious on the trail scraped together enough
cash to airlift him to the nearest hospital. Not a cool story, bro.
And why, again, would I want to do this?
You get to see jagged mountains reflected in smooth glass lakes, to
climb snow-covered passes that reveal valley after valley, and to
traverse glaciers like fields of lacerated ice. To cross swinging rope
bridges strung with tattered prayer flags, to learn to pass crumbling
Buddhist monuments on their left out of respect. To sit cross-legged on
the cold floor of a Himalayan monastery and listen to the monks
chanting, and later, to sit around the cast iron stove of a cosy tea
house and hear conversations in a dozen languages. To see the locals
strap heavy loads of consumer goods to their heads and overtake you up
the mountain, to stop complaining about the cost of toilet paper and
chocolate in the upper villages. To take endless photos of shaggy yaks
and Sherpa children with red, windburned cheeks; to film your turboprop
plane flying off the edge of a cliff at Lukla, the world’s most
dangerous airport. To develop a deep respect for nature as well as a
newfound appreciation for hot, running water.

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