
Armenia
Local draft: $1.50, served by someone with a PhD
What you'll save on: A world-class opera runs $6.
What you'll save on: A world-class opera runs $6.
Why here? University grads probably
speak English better than you do and chess is the national pastime.
Their top export seems to be smarts. Fashion and wine run deep; the
always-organic produce is ridiculously cheap. Sandwiched between Iran,
Turkey, and Georgia, many of the tiny Christian country's 4,000 epic
religious structures are on prime real estate -- analogous to where
America created its ultimate national parks and resorts. Nearly every
monastery offers the option to interact with the chatty, emcee-style
resident priests who exemplify the coolness of all Armenians. Like most
orthodox holy men, they marry and have families, which seems to give
them an enhanced sense of humor -- not short on jokes or offering
samples of homebrew wines in clay jugs.
Affordable adventure: Armenia’s
stairway to heaven -- an ascending Grand Canyon-esque road -- leads to
the mind-melting Noravank monastery. Imagine multihued Moab speckled
with ancient hilltop World Heritage Sites.

Bolivia
Local draft: 75 cents to wash down a few of their 1,200 varieties of chilies
What you'll save on: A bed in a bare-bones hostel will run $5 per night, and taking a leashed alpaca for a stroll is free.
What you'll save on: A bed in a bare-bones hostel will run $5 per night, and taking a leashed alpaca for a stroll is free.
Why here? Landlocked in a corner
behind Pacific coast-hugging Peru and Chile, Bolivia remains an even
greater bargain than backpacker sanctuaries like Cambodia. La Paz
(elevation 12,000ft), the world's highest capital city, is where frugal
long-term travelers crisscrossing South America hang their hats and
regroup. Giveaway alcohol prices and all-night dance joints are a
welcome reprieve from the city's hectic street scene.
Here, the mostly Roman Catholic country breaks from
tradition with their version of America's WWE, Cholita wrestling, where
empowered Bolivian ladies battle it out for your entertainment. Bolivia
has the largest Native American population in South America and they
invented the frugal existence. Although less than 10% of Bolivia's land
is flat/fertile enough for growing crops farming is their primary
occupation. Yet few Bolivians can afford the biggest crops -- in their
case quinoa and coffee -- because they're worth far more as an export.
Andean natives never seem to be in a rush, probably
because they maintain spiritual links to their 3,000-year-old ancestors.
In the past 185 years they've had nearly 200 heads of state, so it's
easy to assume that the current presidente on the Bolivian stamp doesn't have much time left. But in the cosmic sense, who does?
Affordable adventure: Once you stomach the $160 cost of a visa, everything, I mean everything,
is ultra-cheap in one of South America's least-visited countries. If
you need a break from La Paz's buzz or elevation, you're just a 30-mile
drive (passing an eruption of majestic mountains) from sea-like Lake
Titicaca where drowsy llama herds graze while cows sip from the
trout-filled lake.
If you need a hedonistic binge: Mountain
biking 45 miles down the treacherous road that connects Coroico to La
Paz is a kaleidoscopic evolution of microclimates, and throws a bit of
mud in your face. The aptly named "death road" was cut into the side of a
mountain chain in the 1930s by Paraguayan prisoners. It connects the
Amazonian rainforest to La Paz. You'll note that many vehicles have
tumbled off the narrow dirt road and met their fates far below. The
11,000-plus-foot drop means riders segue from thin, chilly air to baking
humidity. Many outfitters compete for your business. Oh yeah, La Paz
has decent hospitals.

Fiji
Local draft: $1.25, x2 since you're also buying one for your new buddy
What you'll save on: A bowl of kava is by donation, your call.
What you'll save on: A bowl of kava is by donation, your call.
Why here? Unlike the many
Polynesian islands in the midst of the Pacific Ocean,
dark-skin-Melanesian Fiji's vibe resembles that of the chilled-out
Caribbean. The 10-hour nonstop flight from Los Angeles springs you into a
remote patch of the Tropicana ring around the Earth that welcomes
backpack nomads, divers, and package-tour types. Fiji's largest and most
populous island, Viti Levu, yields lush resorts and ferries and flights
to dozens of other beach-rimmed islands that cater to chic travelers as
well as the $20-a-night, thatched hut-dwelling beerchug contestants.
Dandy.
If you really plan on living here for a while you'll
have to truly go local -- earthen floors and all -- to live cheaply. Of
Fiji's 325 islands only about 100 are "inhabited," and visitors rarely
get to know more than a few after landing on Viti Levu. Everyone sees
this large island's intimidating peaks but heads offshore to predictable
resorts. Instead, ascend into Viti Levu's craggy mountain interior and
take a hike on the wild side where an invitation from chiefs is required
to enter most villages. Then, gather 'round the kava bowl and drink the
elixir used for centuries to mend conflicts between warring tribes; a
peaceful happy hour. Kava means to Fiji what football means to Green
Bay, Wisconsin -- a marvelous trance. The buzz recalls a sort of earthy
codeine canapé or a Native American mushroom blessing.
Affordable adventure: Get
round-wound-sound by enjoying the stirring gospel singing in one of the
many rustic Christian churches built in nearly every settlement. Waltz
(like you own the place) into one of Fiji's many plush resorts, play a
drinking game or enjoy the amenities. Freed indentured servants brought
here from India by 19th-century British colonialists add plenty to these
already-multicultural islands -- including killer Indian cuisine.
If you need a hedonistic binge: Fiji's
two "cities," Nadi and Suva, have the usual tourist rundown of places
to blow your money, but tighten your belt and you can survive on a
budget that would make you cry back in the States.

Grenada
Local draft: $1, while standing barefoot in sand
What you'll save on: Exotic spices. Fresh and way cheaper than Trader Joe's (the nutmeg on Grenada's flag is telling).
What you'll save on: Exotic spices. Fresh and way cheaper than Trader Joe's (the nutmeg on Grenada's flag is telling).
Why here? You'll find plenty of
splendid beaches and nice places to crash on this West Indies paradise.
GMT (Grenada Maybe Time) slips away from you as the locals' songlike
accent often needs translating. Keep in mind that this is the Caribbean
and to navigate affordably you'll have to go more native than you might
prefer. Keeping the peace is Grenadians' attachment to British Colonial
law -- one must bow to a picture of the queen when entering a court. And
if you swear, it's not hard to land there. Locals call this a "church
state" because cursing within earshot of a cop can warrant an arrest. At
least you don't need any language but English to get around just fine.
Local joints play upbeat soca music, which gets Grenadians up and bouncing. They call it whining,
pronounced "why-ning," and it's a carnal dance demonstration: couples
swiveling for hours, rarely making eye contact with one another. No
doubt you'll also encounter some of the 5,000-plus international
students enrolled in the medical school, perhaps on the dance floor.
Affordable adventure: Hike jungles,
laze on beaches, and just mingle. Dig on the national dish called oil
down, getting its name from the coconut milk oil residue that infuses
the one-pot stew of breadfruit, callaloo, okra, cabbage, fish,
dumplings, turmeric, and whatever else is on hand. A lively traffic
circle near Grand Anse Beach borders a makeshift outdoor marketplace
sarcastically named "Wall Street" because the strip-mall parking area is
bookended by banks. Along with being a mini-bus hub, the circle
attracts locals who gather to buy open-air-grilled meat and drink
beverages sold from ice chests in pickup beds. At night, cars blare
music, creating instant parties.
If you need a hedonistic binge:
You'll soon hear distant calypso music filling the barbecued night air.
That's your cue to follow the sound of steel drums and behold this West
Indies invention -- listening music -- that doubles as delivery for
satire and political commentary. You can hire a cabbie who'll take you
wherever you want to go for the night, all night, for about $20.

Laos
Local draft: $1.25, with Guns N' Roses soundtrack
What you'll save on: A handmade bamboo river raft, just $15
What you'll save on: A handmade bamboo river raft, just $15
Why here? Americans abroad are
sometimes met by a level of wariness, but expect Laotians to welcome you
warmly, despite America bombing the country profligately during the
Vietnam War. Take a rat-race sabbatical to this Buddhist country, and
you'll chill out, and probably learn to cook vegetables better than
anyone you know. Once landing here, you'll soon start walking and
talking much slower. The expat scene is equal parts industrious and
whacko; look for Americans and Aussies in bars and restaurants in
Vientiane, the capital city and party spot.
Affordable adventure: In Laos,
currency exchange rate fluctuations usually remain on your side.
Accessible only by boat, Muang Ngoi Neua is an idyllic village on an
elevated riverside plain cradled by mountains. A refreshing departure
from Southeast Asia's earsplitting transport madness, the little town
remains blissfully devoid of motorized vehicles. Here, the vertical
limestone cliff formations create a cathedral panorama, and a dramatic
setting along the River Ou where unforgettable hiking and rafting
excursions await. You'll also mingle with sexy backpackers from at least
10 different countries.
If you need a hedonistic binge: Get
a deep tissue massage or three every day. At $6-$10 an hour, you can
afford that here. In this part of the world, they call foreigners falang
and they tend to pay double the local price for everything. Every Lao
town has a go-to guy or gal who, for a fair wage, can cut the hassles
and make travelers' whimsical dreams come true. On a professional level,
they would be called fixers. Hire you an all-purpose wingman and roll
big wherever you go.

Montenegro
Local draft: $1.75, served by someone who has no idea they could make a living as a model in the US
What you'll save on: A two-hour bus ride crossing remarkable mountain range separating Adriatic coast with inland capital runs just $7.
What you'll save on: A two-hour bus ride crossing remarkable mountain range separating Adriatic coast with inland capital runs just $7.
Why here? Free of the Communist
hangover that hung in the former Yugoslavian states post-1991,
Montenegro is rocking it. The capital, Podgorica, has its share of
uniform, sober buildings echoing the dismal Soviet concrete era, but the
mannerly hard-working locals make it shine. But this place is not all
about work. They also know how to party. Routine vodka-swilling haunts
aside, chic nightlife options abound.
Affordable adventure: The
mountainous, euro-using country has miles of gorgeous Adriatic Sea
coastline, but the real fun happens in Podgorica's sprawling open-air
restaurants overlooking the cooling Morača River, where ethno folk bands
with accordions and harmonicas taking center stage serve as the
backdrop. Nothing comes easy when a country emerges from a dictatorship
into a democracy, but you can afford to live in style here while they
figure it all out.
If you need a hedonistic binge: A
highlight of the Old World Adriatic Sea side of this country of 750,000
residents is severely romantic Perast, a soulful, mountain base-hugging
village on the Bay of Kotor. This stunning snapshot of native waterside
culture can be taken in from several waterfront establishments. Versus
more touristy parts of Europe (Italy is across the way), Perast is a
bargain, full of locals who seem to enjoy Americans. On the edge of
town, the Pirate Bar (not a play on words like it might be in
California) is the choice for imbibing and snacking while overlooking
the bay and mountains, which are all perfectly illuminated by serious
sunsets.

Nepal
Local draft: $1.15, likely in a joint where the walls can talk
What you'll save on: Gift-giving back home. Nifty local handicrafts cost bupkis.
What you'll save on: Gift-giving back home. Nifty local handicrafts cost bupkis.
Why here? Nestled between
powerhouses China and India, this hypnotizing nation allows you to
travel back in time, which also applies to its cost of living.
Kathmandu, with a surplus of UNESCO World Heritage Sites, is one of
those big towns (like Ushuaia, Argentina, the gateway to Antarctica)
where every traveler is amped to the max since they are either preparing
for or returning from one of their life's most epic experiences in the
Himalayas.
Even while living there long-term, you'll never tire
of that adventurous energy. Nepal's intensity lies in its
out-of-this-world mountain scenery, embedded spirituality, and antique
temples and villages. This crossroads for meeting down-to-earth (or
coming-back-to-earth) travelers is a people-watching dream come true.
Affordable adventure: Just being
there. If your job in Kathmandu, likely doing something humanitarian,
doesn't work out, go take a stroll and pinch yourself. If you need a
change in village scenery, take the 125-mile bus ride/odyssey from
Kathmandu to Pokhara, the country's second city and an apt place for you
to discover your inner hippie. Although damage from the 2015 earthquake
lingers, there is more to do than peer from your bus window. Punctuate
the hilly, winding, no-guard-rails journey with stops to camp on sandy
riverbank beaches, go whitewater rafting, or chill in a hammock.
If you need a hedonistic binge: One
of three treks: the Annapurna Sanctuary, the Annapurna Circuit, or the
Everest Base Camp Trek, your chance for an encounter with Mount Everest.
Upon returning, reborn, you'll never be the same person.

Zimbabwe
Local draft: $2, accompanied by the scent of wildlife
What you'll save on: Bragging rights. Who the hell else do you know who's been here?
What you'll save on: Bragging rights. Who the hell else do you know who's been here?
Why here? Africa's adrenaline
capital, the Victoria Falls region, is once again open for business.
Rafting on Class V rapids, giving a full-grown lion a massage, and
beholding the epic Victoria Falls is only a taste. When the Zambezi
river tumbles over the Victoria Falls shelf into an infinite gorge, it
creates a steamy spray that can be seen from space.
Getting healthy here is easy and cheap. The locals
are gracious and dapper, quick to share a smile. One theory as to why:
Statistically poor locals raised in non-electrified villages have eaten
only organic foods throughout their lives. When visiting places with bad
raps, you have to keep your guard up but not close yourself off. The
once-thriving economy is now struggling, but the chance of someone
hassling you in Zimbabwe is about as likely as a New Orleans cop busting
you for drinking a beer on the street.
Affordable adventure: You can also
heat up your adrenaline. Built in 1905, the Victoria Falls Bridge
crosses the 1,200-mile-long Zambezi just below the Falls and connects
Zimbabwe and Zambia by both road and rail. This bridge over Africa's
fourth-longest river is a platform for many adventures, including an
entertaining attempt at "suicide practice." The world's third-highest
bungee jump (New Zealand and South Africa rank first and second) enjoys a
365ft free fall.
If you need a hedonistic binge: Victoria
Falls-area safaris cost maybe $1,000 a night, still only half of what
you'd pay for similar products (luxury or otherwise) in South Africa.
Even if you don't go full-bore, five-star accommodations in this corner
of Zimbabwe carry only two-star price tags and are friendly to the expat
and backpacker sets.
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